translation
in english (attempt)
a brief, untranslated apology
Sorry, I'm too lazy to translate this into English. The site's already in English, so this is less a language decision and more a personality flaw.
the good news
The matrix rain doesn't need translating. "Ouail" isn't a real word in any language, so technically this site is already 100% consistent across all of them.
the actual translation, for transparency
This page exists so the language selector has somewhere to send you. It does not, in fact, select a language.