None. We asked the contact form to double check. It confirmed it collects nothing, then asked to be believed, which felt fair.

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We can't retain data we never had in the first place. Whether that counts as a policy or a limitation has not been resolved internally, or externally, or anywhere.

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See the contact page. It won't help, but it's there, and now you know exactly how much it will help.