pricing
Transparent, scalable, enterprise-ready tiers for a website that does absolutely nothing you couldn't already do for free by looking at it.
free
$0/forever
for the fiscally responsible
- Full access to a website that isn't finished
- The brain, spinning, at no extra cost
- One (1) rickroll, included, no upsell
- Support via this exact sentence
most popular*
curious
$9/mo
everything above, but you paid
- Same unfinished website, now with receipts
- A warmer feeling about your life choices
- Matrix rain you're now entitled to
- Priority access to nothing changing
enterprise
let's talk
for serious people, apparently
- A phone call that goes nowhere
- Custom SLAs, written in crayon
- Dedicated brain (there is only one)
- NDA optional, meaningless either way
* popularity measured by a sample size of zero. all plans include the same website. billing is imaginary. cancel anytime, since nothing was ever charged.
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