careers
Headcount is confidential, growth is aspirational, and none of these positions pay anything. Below are three openings, in case that changes your interest.
Senior Brain Rotation Engineer
Responsible for ensuring the brain keeps spinning at a steady 9 seconds per revolution. No PTO, since there's no work to take time off from. Benefits include watching it rotate.
apply, if you must
Head of Matrix Rain Operations
Owns the strategic direction of a single falling word. Prior experience falling for things strongly preferred. Reports directly to the void.
apply, if you must
Director of Nothing in Particular
A senior title with no direct reports, no responsibilities, and no clear reason it exists, awarded for reasons unclear even internally.
apply, if you must
Who currently holds these roles, and how many of them there are, is not something we're prepared to disclose. Apply via the contact form, which goes nowhere, so consider your application a formality you performed for your own sake.
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