Unsolicited, unverifiable praise from people who may not exist, about a website that does not do anything.
"I visited this website once and now I think about it sometimes. Would visit again, possibly by accident."
"The brain spins. I don't know why it spins. I have not stopped thinking about the spinning."
"I clicked the pricing page as a joke. I am now on the $69/month plan. I do not regret it, mostly."
"Applied to Head of Matrix Rain Operations. Have not heard back. Ten out of ten experience regardless."
"I read the terms and privacy pages in full. There was nothing in them. This was the most honest legal document I have ever read."
"Enrolled in the masterclass. Completed Bonus Module: Nothing in record time. Would recommend to a friend, if I had one to spare."
* certification issued by nobody, verified by nothing. names, titles, and enthusiasm are fictional. the 5-star ratings are simply the only option available.
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