faq
Is this website finished?
No. See the about page. It was never going to be, and that stopped being the plan a while ago.
Can I actually subscribe to the "curious" plan?
You can click the button. Nothing happens after that. This is not a bug, it's the entire business model.
Does the contact form go anywhere?
No. It never did. It just says it received your message, then quietly forgets you exist, which is more honest than most forms.
Why does the background keep raining "ouail"?
Some questions are better left unanswered. This is one of them. Ask again in a different font and see if that helps.
Is there a support team I can escalate this to?
There is a brain. It is spinning. It has never once resolved a ticket, but it looks like it's thinking about it.
Is the brain actually thinking, or just rotating?
It's rotating at a fixed 9 seconds per revolution. Which, to be fair, is a more consistent thought process than most people manage before lunch.
Why is everything this exact shade of blue?
#93C5FD tested well in a focus group of one, at 1am, against no other options.
Do you accept feature requests?
Yes. I take them very seriously, right up until the end of this sentence.
Is "0x7EA" a cry for help?
It's 2026, written in hexadecimal, because spelling out the year felt like giving up too easily.
Can I get a refund on the enterprise plan?
You'd need to have paid for it first. Circle back once you've solved that part.