ouailish
A language of five words. None of them mean anything. All of them are, technically, eligible for an award. Pick your favorite.
Flenor
The precise unit of offense taken by a goose that has held unbroken eye contact with you for eleven seconds.
Krivelle
A meeting that could have been an email, if the email had also, somehow, been unnecessary.
Ouaible
Incapable of doing a single thing without quietly making it about 6% better than however the last person did it, especially at karaoke, especially when nobody asked.
Bremsit
To aggressively reheat leftovers as a substitute for having feelings about your day.
Vandelo
A raccoon with excellent credit, a leased sedan, and no visible means of income.
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